wtf @#$%^&*!!!

imagine you have fallen deeply and madly inlove with your computer monitor at work. Then it busts out a tune.
not just any tune mind you.
but the tune of JUMP AROUND ... the techno version.
good lord.. my ears started to bleed.
that was probably THE most wrongest thing I've ever heard in my 22 years of existing on earth.

on the brighter side of things... my bestfriend said she has reached the highlight of her life .. she saw two squirrels playing. (we don't have squirrels back in manila!)
yeah we're pretty shallow..

no lights

So apparantly I can't turn on the microwave, portable heater, and my lights all at the same time. Now I have no lights literally except for the very dim sunlight, it's cold cause it's raining, the battery on my laptop is close 0%. happy easter everyone!
10 days with my parents was amusing, hectic, and confusing. But I miss them already. They brought me to my bus stop every morning! hahahaha.. I'm such a brat.
Applause for Adam who's going to Uganda
Applause for Sarah who's looking for a traineeship in Columbia
Applause for Jenna for getting school work done and being the star of my life (ahem ahem) (naked belly dancer dude image circling around my head now)
Applause for my dad for admiring Adam's courage to go to Uganda
Applause for my mom for exerting a tremendous effort to engage in an amusing convo with Jenna's parents
Applause for Bruni for his extra puffy curly hair.
A whole week ahead of me with the STILL on-going report for that darn insurance company since I just got my crosstabs done. Then off to the Brewers game, well should be Austin but I'm saving money to visit my best friend in Soca which is going to cost me my kidney.

numbers

10 - number of days parents are in Wisco
4:39pm - arrival time of the parents
60 mins - time we waited for the luggage
10 mins - amount of time my mother was fuming cause the dudes from chi-town broke her bag lock
3 mins - time it took my parents to devise a new floor plan for my apartment
40 mins - minutes it took the parents to realize most of the establishments on State street are also bars
33 mins - is how fast it took to unviel a year long supply of food (i'm never going hungry)
123 mins - convo with my best friend stuck in soca with 3 jamaican roommates
10 - number of hangers the father brought for me (i have no idea why)
5am - time they wake me up so far for the past how many days
30 mins - it took me to convince them that for the time being dinner is better than breakfast
20 mins - is the length of time my parents learned the phrase "i got it" and "awesome"
15 sec - my mother stood in utter confusion when some dude told her he had mcdonalds for dinner

my parents are definitely doing some solid RnR

checklist yah?

Bestfriend finally in the same continent - CHECKED
the remaining of our tripod still in the island - BOO
picking up the parents tomorrow - CHECKED
brain still intact - CHECKED
report for some insurance company - ON GOING PROCESS
looking for A drink - ON GOING PROCESS

Michigan

crazy ride chaotic night and now shisha in april's room intense spooning, intense body odors, arnaub turning 23 in 5 hours. champagne secretly stashed somewhere and we don't know where the van keys are. Ryan it wasn't an april fools message. Bruni is going to buy alot of plane tickets..